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(Episode starts with a drawing of an orange alien that looks more like an octopus, later, it zooms out to reveal what the poster looks like.)
Bradley: Coming soon to a theater near you.
Stacy: (Interrupts him) Bradley!
Bradley: The all new action adventure, guys fighting, car crashing, rocket shooting, scary monsters eating each other, everything blows up at the end, and then... (He turns the camera and gets interrupted by Stacy)
Stacy: (Interrupts him) Bradley!
Bradley: Aw, man. From the world's greatest movie director of all time (He turns the camera to revealing his face so that the camera focuses on him) Me. Bradley! How you doing?
Stacy: Bradley!
Bradley: (He turns the camera to focus on Stacy) Yeow! Our first scary repulsive monster!
Stacy: Bradley!
Bradley: Aaaaah! (Bradley falls down on the grass with the camera blur the later it focuses to make it look better, Stacy appears to walk on the screen to the camera later.) Real nice, Stacy. You could have broken something, you know.
Stacy: But I didn't. Where did you get the video camera?
Bradley: It's my dad's.
Stacy: He said you could use it?
Bradley: We have an agreement.
Stacy: Oh?
Bradley: I'll have it back by the time he gets home from work, and he doesn't know what was gone.
Stacy: I see. Wanna make a movie?
Bradley: Duh. What do you think I'm doing? (Records his video camera all around)
Stacy: I'll bet I could get us some Uncle Saggy's home video show.
Announcer: Hey kids! It’s time for...
Audience: Uncle Saggy.
Uncle Saggy: Hey, hey, hey. Welcome to Uncle Saggy's Really, Really Bad Home Videos. (blows a party blower and the part blower get flowed down in boredom later he throws the party blower away) Apparently, it's been another busy week and, man. Have I got some bad videos for you this time.
Audience: Yay!
Uncle Saggy: (Turns the TV on and it shows static) First up for these haywires. (Pans to the TV showing the footage of a guy with a cage and some olives) This guy's pet wombat is going to eat an olive out of his belly button.
(The olive guy puts an olive to his belly button, he frees the wombat, the wombat eats it releasing a hole in his belly and he was shocked about it and even looks at it and the hole shows three hot smoke lines on it)
(After he told about the really bad video The Uncle Saggy audience looked amazed there)
Bradley: (Gets rid of the Uncle Saggy audience) Uncle Saggy is nothing, man! I'm talking a real movie!
Stacy: Real bad, that is.
Bradley: Oh, yeah. It's got everything you need. It's got a- (get sprayed by a water gun) Yeow! (gets up and Lance and Russell laughs)
Lance: Deadly Drencher strikes again.
Russell: Yeah. Got 'em.
[Lance and Russell continue laughing as they run offscreen. Bradley gets up and records them with his camera.]
Bradley: It's got aliens from Uranus!
[Lance and Russell refill their water guns from a nearby water spout. They look at the camera before looking at each other, confused. Polly walks to Stacy and Bradley, dragging her dog, Pepperoni.]
Polly: Atmosphere conditions, as well as its great distance from the sun, make it highly unlikely that the planet, Uranus, could sustain any form of life as we know it.
Bradley: I know. I just like saying it.
Stacy: Hey Polly, wanna be in a movie?
(Polly thinks about it in a confused expression)
Bradley: Stacy, it's my movie.
Polly: Can Pepperoni be in it, too?
[The camera pans down to Pepperoni.]
Stacy: [hesitantly] Uh... sure.
Bradley: Hey!
Polly: Okay, what's it about?
Bradley: Aliens from Uranus!
Stacy: It's about a beautiful brilliant lady scientist who discovers a cure for-
Bradley: From whatever Pepperoni died of.
(Screen shows Pepperoni with track marks on them then the screen later move to Polly as she is about to cry.)
Polly: [crying] Waaaaah! Pepperoni's not dead!
(Bradley looked shocked.)
Stacy: Nice going, B-man.
Bradley: Okay, okay. The lady scientist finds a cure, anyway.
Stacy: Right. And she has to go deep into the Amazon rainforest to find the secret potion that will bring her friend's little dog back to life.
Polly: But he's not dead!
Bradley: Her other friend's little dog, okay?
Polly: Waaaaah! Okay.
Bradley: And that's where she meets the aliens from Uranus!
(he puts the video camera to close to the screen where it moves to the next scene where Polly and Stacy are in a Safari.)
Stacy: We're getting close to the secret potion now.
Polly: How can you tell?
Bradley: Because you're about to encounter...
Stacy: Don't say it, Bradley.
{A light appears on Stacy and Polly)
Bradley: Aliens from Uranus!
Polly: I've got a bad feeling about this, Pepperoni.
(A UFO lands and crashes on the safari)
Stacy: Watch it, you guys.
(Lance opens the UFO lid and him and Russell get out of the ship and stands on top of it)
Lance: Aliens from Mars.
Bradley: Uranus.
Lance: Whatever.
Russell: Uranus.
[Lance glares at Russell angrily.]
Russell: What?
Stacy: This is not in the story, Bradley.
Bradley: This is gonna be so cool. And action!
(While Bradley records, Lance and Russell were preparing their squirt guns and then Stacy and Polly runs away from then after they shoot from their water guns and then they end up chasing them, then later Bradley, Polly and Frank running away and getting chased by Lance and Russell and Stacy hides behind a bush)
Stacy: That's it! Give me the camera, Bradley.
(Tries to grab it but then the camera moves to random close ups of Bradley's eyes, Stacy's mouth, her foot, and then later the safari during the fight about their turn)
Bradley: No way. It's mine.
Stacy: Is not.
Bradley: It's my dad's.
Stacy: That doesn't mean you get to do the whole thing. (Covers up the camera until it focuses on Bradley)
Bradley: Okay, Okay. Just don't hurt the camera.
Stacy: Speaking of getting hurt.
Bradley: Hey! (gets splashed by a water gun)
(an eternal montage shows Bradley and Polly running away while screaming and getting chased by Lance and Russell while they laugh and it continues with Bradley and Polly running away and getting by Lance and Russell into different backgrounds like their houses, a town with only two buildings shown, a school, Mount Rushmore, space, inside a magazine with an ad that says sale, an old building, clockworks, a purple squared floor, an older garden, pyramids, a blue/purpleish background with circles, a picture of grapes, a puzzle, a rome, a forest, a robber robbing Mr. Quckie, a painting of circles and and inside with three holes then they start fighting)
Polly: Laaaaance! I'm telling Mom!
Lance: 72 cents, that's all I've got.
Polly: Okay. (Pays Lance and the rest the gang continues fighting until the scene shows Stacy recording)
Stacy: Cut! (the scene shows Bradley, Polly, Lance, Russell and Frank stopping the fight)
Bradley: What?
(Frank just stares)
Lance: Cut?
Polly: Hmph.
Russell: What?
(He falls down and then the scene shows Bradley, Polly, Lance, Russell and Frank getting up after the fight)
Stacy: Does anybody have any idea where we are?
(They look around at the abandoned city they are at and realize that they were lost, there was even a pan of the city)
Lance: Nice going, Scradley. You've got us lost.
Bradley: [gulps] Nice going, Stacy. You've got us lost.
Stacy: Me? I was looking through the camera for your big fat information!
Polly: I'm hungry. I wanna go home.
(Frank continuously licks Polly and she continuously puts Frank down)
Bradley: Y'all, quiet. What was that?
Stacy: What was what?
Bradley: That.
Russell: What?
Lance: Scradley's just so scared he's hearing stuff now.
(Bradley gets mad at them and Lance and Russell bwak to assume that Bradley is a chicken)
Stacy: Real mature, you guys. I heard it too.
Polly: It's coming from over there.
(The scene shows two cities with a dark gap between them, the kids and Frank walks to check it out)
Bradley: Lance.
Lance: What?
Bradley: Did I mention you could be the leader if you want?
Lance: Thanks, but keep it in mind.
(They walk towards the dark gap and finds a dumpster with a sign that says "No Parking", Bradley picks up a broom and opens the dumpster while in fear as he opened up the dumpster the saw a angry red dumpster cat which scares them, they then later scream and runs away while scream from the dumpster cat, the cat meows softly. They later then hid in a car with Bradley opening the car engine door as Bradley screams while Lance was hiding, then it happened again while Russell was hidding)
Russell: What?
[Bradley and Lance cover Russell's mouth.]
Bradley: We might have to blast our way out, boys!
Lance: Earth to Scradley. They're squirt guns, remember?
[As Lance talks, he places a hand on Russell's mouth. The camera shakes a little.]
Bradley: You hear that?
(Bradley, Lance and Russell looks up to the top car where Stacy, Frank and Polly were and they all start screaming and running away from each other.)
Stacy: Okay, you guys, we got to figure out how to get back home.
Bradley: Yeah, by six o'clock, or my dad's gonna wear me out.
Stacy: We don't have much time. How do we get out of here?
Polly: (tugs at Pepperoni's leash) Go home, Pepperoni. Go home.
(Bradley, Lance and Russell get concerned about this)
Polly: That's funny. I thought all dogs knew the way back home.
Lance: I'd just like to know how we got here in the first place.
Bradley: Don't look at me.
Stacy: Hmm, You might have something there.
(Scene moves on to Stacy checking the camera and looking past at the film strip from the camera, the video starts rewinding)
Stacy: Yes. This is good.
Bradley: Care for some popcorn while you're watching the movie?
Stacy: It's right here.
Bradley: I know it's right here and if it's not home by six, I'm gonna be grounded until I'm in college.
Stacy: No. How we got here. It's in here.
Lance: Huh?
Stacy: We just run the tape in reverse and see where we went only backwards. So then we can follow it backwards straight towards home.
All, except Stacy: Huh?
(Stacy checks the film again, the video starts rewinding and Stacy watches the film to copy the movements, she starts walking backwards, they get confused by this, then the eternal montage starts when they walk backwards from the previous montage from when Bradley and Polly running away while screaming and getting chased by Lance and Russell and this continues into the same many different backgrounds from before, but they randomly stop after going into the robbery scene)
Stacy: Hey, that guy's robbing the Mr. Quickie.
(Shows the scene of the robbery replayed but in slow motion.)
Bradley: There's no time for that now. This is a matter of life without the possibility of dessert.
(The montage still continues until they realize they are at the stage of Uncle Saggy)
Bradley: Hey, there's the school!
Stacy: And the mall.
Lance: There's the patio.
Bradley: There's the...
(They fall into the pool of Uncle Saggy, they get up into the surface)
Russell: Pool.
Uncle Saggy: Well, that's the Uncle Saggy show for tonight, kids. And our studio audience has picked the honking grand prize winner. Audience, what's it going to be?
Stacy: This is it.
(The kids chant "Gotta win" many times along with Frank hollowing)
Uncle Saggy: Number one: "Baby Drives The Car".
(A car starts and drives between one car a gas truck and it bumps into a fire hydrant and then the gas truck crashes into an acid factory and smoke blows up later, the kids boo at it in different ways)
Uncle Saggy: Number two: "Dad Wakes Up With Inline Skates On".
(A guy wakes up but then realize that he speeds fast in his roller skates it repeats once while roller skates around his room until he goes down the stares tripping himself on the roller skates, the kids boos at it again but in many different ways)
Uncle Saggy: Or number three: "Kids Take a Dive".
(In order: Bradley, Stacy, Polly, Lance and Russell all fall into the pool. Then while the camera changes to static, Russell, Polly, Bradley, and Stacy were all seen swimming underwater until the static changes back to Uncle Saggy and his show.)
Uncle Saggy: [yawns] And the winner is...
(The kids chant "Gotta win" many times again but this time while jumping on the couch many times)
Uncle Saggy: From Cow Pie, it's "Dad Wakes Up With Inline Skates On".
(The kidswere shocked and then they end up sad while the credit roll, when the credits finished rolling, then the doorbell rings and Bradley turns off the TV.)
Stacy: Doorbell.
Bradley: Whose house is this?
Lance: Yours.
Bradley: I'll get it.
(Bradley opens to door to see the two police officers)
Police officer: You're the kid who took the video?
Bradley: Uh, guess so.
Other police officer: You were on, kid.
Bradley: I was?
Police officer: The Uncle Saggy show.
Stacy: What's going on, officer?
Police officer: Came by to drop off your reward.
Kids: Reward?
Police officer: The Mr. Quickie Hold up.
Other police officer: We saw it all on the video.
(They show an arrested robber)
Police officer: Couldn't have this guy without it.
Other police officer: Here's your reward, son.
(Gives Bradley the money)
Bradley: Thanks, officer.
Police officer: And kid, about the video.
Bradley: Yes, sir?
Police officer: Keep it age up.
(The police officers take away the robber and Bradley closes the door and removes the envalope)
Bradley: Not bad for my first movie.
Stacy: Our first movie.
Bradley: Who pushed the record button at exactly the right moment?
Stacy: Your finger slipped when you fell in the pool.
Lance: That's right, Scradley, so cough up our share.
Russell: Yeah, cough up.
(Stacy, Polly, Lance and Russell start to grab Bradley's money away from him, and Bradley refuses to give it to them by swaying his money back and fourth.)
Bradley: No way, this money is going for a very important cause.
Lance: Like what?
[Bradley finger counts the cash.]
Bradley: I don't know yet, but it is.
Stacy: Hey, where'd your dad's video camera go anyway?
Polly: I put it in the dryer.
(The scene shows Bradley's camera in the washing machine, which the camera is now crushed, then later the scene reverts back to Stacy and Polly which later shows Bradley and the money falls a bit down and then the ending circle quickly comes up with Bradley's dad's voice heard before the episode ends.)
Bradley's dad: [offscreen] Bradley!
[Episode ends.]