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Polly: Okay, Pepperoni, what’s my number? Speak, boy, speak.
[Polly pulls at Pepperoni's leash. Beat. A flatulent noise is heard.]
Melody: Yeah, that’s it. Just hanging.
[The kids continue to pick their noses as Lance and Russell look on.]
Lance and Russell: Oh.
Lance: Let’s go.
Russell: Yeah. I can see this at home.
[As soon as Lance and Russell leave, the kids stop picking their noses.]
Stacy: Okay, you guys. Let's do it!
[The kids leave. Lance and Russell are walking on the sidewalk. Lance stops.]
Lance: Hey, wait a minute. What day is it?
Russell: My birthday?
Lance: No.
Russell: Your birthday?
Lance: No, brainiac. It’s Wednesday.
Russell: Alright!
[Beat.]
Lance: They’re going to get their Lotto Bucks ticket.
Russell: Whoa.
Lance: Come on!
[Lance walks offscreen. Russell follows after him.]
Lance: It’s down there!
[Lance lifts the manhole cover.]
Russell: Yeah, let’s-
[Lance accidentally hits Russell in the face with the manhole cover. Russell wobbles.]
Russell: Whoa.
[Russell falls into the manhole, making a huge splash. Lance recoils in disgust. He sets the manhole cover down and looks inside. Russell can be heard swimming.]
Lance: To the right.
Russell: [offscreen] Right.
Lance: No, left!
Russell: [offscreen] Right.
Lance: I said left!
Russell: [offscreen] Right!
Russell: [offscreen] I got slimy.
Lance: [offscreen] Nice going.
Russell: [offscreen] What?
[The episode ends.]