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Polly: Okay, Pepperoni, what’s my number? Speak, boy, speak.

[Polly pulls at Pepperoni's leash. Beat. A flatulent noise is heard.]

Melody: Yeah, that’s it. Just hanging.

[The kids continue to pick their noses as Lance and Russell look on.]

Lance and Russell: Oh.

Lance: Let’s go.

Russell: Yeah. I can see this at home.

[As soon as Lance and Russell leave, the kids stop picking their noses.]

Stacy: Okay, you guys. Let's do it!

[The kids leave. Lance and Russell are walking on the sidewalk. Lance stops.]

Lance: Hey, wait a minute. What day is it?

Russell: My birthday?

Lance: No.

Russell: Your birthday?

Lance: No, brainiac. It’s Wednesday.

Russell: Alright!

[Beat.]

Lance: They’re going to get their Lotto Bucks ticket.

Russell: Whoa.

Lance: Come on!

[Lance walks offscreen. Russell follows after him.]

Lance: It’s down there!

[Lance lifts the manhole cover.]

Russell: Yeah, let’s-

[Lance accidentally hits Russell in the face with the manhole cover. Russell wobbles.]

Russell: Whoa.

[Russell falls into the manhole, making a huge splash. Lance recoils in disgust. He sets the manhole cover down and looks inside. Russell can be heard swimming.]

Lance: To the right.

Russell: [offscreen] Right.

Lance: No, left!

Russell: [offscreen] Right.

Lance: I said left!

Russell: [offscreen] Right!

Russell: [offscreen] I got slimy.

Lance: [offscreen] Nice going.

Russell: [offscreen] What?

[The episode ends.]