[Title card]
Stacy [offscreen]: One for you, one for me, one for me...
Bradley: [offscreen]: That's two Cheez Poopers for you!
[Stacy and Bradley are sitting at the patio table. Stacy drags a Cheez Pooper to her pile of mostly eaten Cheez Poopers.]
Stacy: It is?
Bradley: Again.
Stacy: So sorry. Where was I? One for me...
[Stacy drags two Cheez Poopers to her pile. Bradley yells in frustration. Polly skips along the sidewalk.]
Polly: Baby birds, baby birds, baby birds!
[Stacy and Bradley smile.]
Stacy: Let's go!
[Polly, Stacy and Bradley hide inside a bush. Polly pulls out a pair of binoculars.]
Polly: [whispering] Over there.
[Two baby birds squawk inside a nest.]
Stacy, Bradley and Polly [offscreen]: Whoa!
[Stacy, imagined as a baby bird, opens her mouth.]
Bradley [offscreen]: Stace, check it out! That one looks just like you!
[A bird carries Bradley, imagined as a worm, in its beak.]
Stacy [offscreen]: Well, here's you!
[The Stacy bird bites at the Bradley worm. Frank barks and sniffs at a dead baby bird.]
Polly [offscreen]: A baby bird.
Stacy [offscreen]: It looks like it's-
Lance: Dead meat.
[Lance and Russell laugh as they high-five each other.]
Stacy: Very funny, you guys. Hurry! Give it mouth-to-mouth recuperation!
[Stacy picks up the bird and holds it to Bradley. Bradley screams inaudibly and his eyes turn into spirals in disgust.]
Bradley: [nauseated] I don't feel so...
Lance: Go ahead, Scradley.
[Lance makes kissing noises at Bradley.]
Stacy [offscreen]: Real mature, Lance.
[Lance stops teasing Bradley as Polly hands a shoebox to him.]
Polly: Here.
[The sun smiles, then frowns as a bird flies by. At the dumpster, everyone circles around the shoebox.]
Stacy: Now somebody's supposed to say a few words.
[Russell glances around nervously.]
Russell: Eeny meeny miney mo.
[Mr. Doddler drops a trash bag inside the dumpster. The jingle of an ice cream truck is heard from offscreen.]
All: Ice cream!
[Everyone, except for Polly, runs offscreen.]
Polly: He would have wanted it this way.
[Polly hugs the shoebox, hands it to Mr. Doddler, and runs off. End.]