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[Dill takes a swig from his cooler hat and sighs.]
Dill: Still haven't got the backwash problem solved, though. Guess I should've had ate that bag of Cheez Poopers, huh?
Stacy: Ew. I think I'm gonna ralph.
Dill: What's the matter, you guys?
Stacy: Hot.
Bradley: Broke.
Stacy and Bradley: Bored.
All: The usual.
Dill: Well, you guys are in luck! Just follow me!
Stacy: How much further is it?
Lance: [offscreen] Hey, Scradley…
Bradley: Uh oh.
[Lance and Russell walk on the sidewalk.]
Lance: Nice weather for a pounding.
Russell: Yeah, nice weather.
[Lance raises his left arm and swings his fist.]
Lance: I like how the heat makes it nice and soft like putty.
Bradley: Let’s go read some books.
[Bradley, Dill and Stacy run to the library. The library door closes behind them.]
Lance: Hey, Scradley and his little pals went into that big building.
Russell: Yeah, the… l-la-la-i-li-li…
[Lance glances at Russell impatiently.]
Lance: What are you doing?!
Russell: Readin'.
Lance: Well, quit it!
[Lance pulls Russell’s hat over his eyes. Russell lifts his hat back in place.]
Russell: What?
[Beat. Russell smiles.]
Russell: Library!
Bradley: Cool!
Stacy: I thought you didn’t like reading books.
Stacy: Real mature, Bradley.
[Bradley adjusts his glasses.]
Bradley: No duh, Dill.
Lance: [offscreen] Nice hat, dweeb.
[A hand takes Dill’s cooler hat. Lance and Russell pop out from behind a pillar.]
Dill: Hey! My cooler cap!
Bradley: [offscreen] Run for it!
[Bradley snatches Dill’s arm from offscreen. Lance shakes his fist.]
Lance: You’re doomed, Scradley.
[Russell slurps from Dill’s cooler hat noisily.]
Russell: Mmmm... Cheez Poopers.
[Lance gags, grabs his throat and walks away as Russell swishes the soda around in his mouth.]
Russell: What?
Stacy [V.O.]: “What could it be?” she wondered as she held her breath. Old garbage? Rotting fish? Someone cooking liver and onions?
[The lens focuses on Russell. A sizzling sound is heard.]
Russell: What?
[Stacy drags Russell across the floor. Dill and Bradley pass her.]
Stacy: I’ve solved the mystery of the funky smell.
Lance: I’m gonna give you one right on the kisser.
Russell: Yeah, kisser.
[Russell puckers his lips and makes kissing noises. Bradley and Dill scream. Russell giggles.]
Lance: You're scaring me, dude.
Lance: Well, look at that.
[Lance grabs the hands off a clock. He places them on Bradley’s nose.]
Lance: It's pounding time!
[Inside a picture book, Bradley runs in the neighborhood as the words "See Scradley Run" appear above him.]
Lance [V.O.]: See Scradley run.
[Lance and Russell chase after Bradley as the words "Run Scradley. Run" appear below them.]
Lance [V.O.] Run, Scradley, run.
[Lance jumps on a cart and Russell pushes him.]
Lance: Step on it, man!
Russell: I'm stepping.
Lance: Turn! Turn!
Russell: What? Where?
Dill: Relax, you guys. There’s plenty more where these books came from, you know?
[Inside the library, Russell reads a book as Lance pops out from a pile of books. He removes a book from his head.]
Lance: Come on! Let's get those dweebs!
[The sound of a shush is heard.]
Russell: Yeah, shhhhh.
[Lance glares at Russell angrily as Russell goes back to reading his book. Iris out on Russell.]
Russell: [reading] The... end.
[The episode ends.]