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Ms. Mobley: Due Friday.
Lance: Hey, Scradley.
Lance: Back off. It's our science project.
Stacy: What does ripping off Bradley have to do with saving the planet?
Lance: Saving the planet is for dweebs. We're saving ourselves. But first, we have to get supplies for our survival bunker.
Russell: Yeah, bunker.
Bradley: Aw, give me a break, you guys.
Lance: [offscreen] Sure, Scradley. What's yours is ours and what's left is yours.
Polly: Polly's Mobile Composting Service, at your service.
Bradley: Worms?
Polly: Tennessee red wigglers, to be taxonomically precise.
[The worms dance as bluegrass music plays in the background.]
Polly: [offscreen] Come and get it, y'all!
Worms: Yeehaw!
[The worms jump out of the wagon and eat the pile of food scraps.]
Polly: They're very efficient at turning rotting vegetable matter into nitrogen-rich worm castings.
[The worms jump back into the wagon and excrete castings onto the floor. Polly shows a handful of castings to Bradley.]
Polly: It does wonders for the garden.
Bradley: I'm telling you, Stace. If we're going to save the planet, we gotta think big.
Stacy: Now look what you've let in!
Stacy: It's Ultraviolet Ray and his smelly friend, Methane Boy!
[Russell appears behind Lance with a relieved look. Fumes float above his head.]
Stacy: Ew!
[Stacy wafts away the smell with her hand while Frank lies on the ground, growling and holding his nose. Lance sniffs the air and holds his head.]
Lance: Whoa, dude! Next time you cut a hole in the ozone, warn me first!
Russell: What?
[Lance points with his left hand.]
Lance: Check it out, man! They've got pizza!
[Lance and Russell's ship flies over to the patio table.]
Russell: Bummer. No anchovies.
Stacy: Leave my planet alone!
[Stacy grabs an umbrella and opens it under Lance and Russell's ship, sending it flying.]
Lance and Russell: Whaaaaat?!
[Lance and Russell's ship lands into a pile of trash.]
Lance: Say your prayers, dweebling. How would you like your planet toasted? Light? Medium? Or burned to a crisp?
Russell: Yeah, crisp.
Lance: Oh, yeah? Nothing can stop Methane Boy. Let her have it, man!
[Russell turns around and grabs his cape, then lifts it and smiles as he bends down so that his butt is facing Stacy. Stacy holds her nose.]
Stacy: This could be the end for Three R Girl.
[Fumes emanate from Russell's backside. Polly appears with her wagon. Russell drops his cape and the fumes disappear.]
Russell: It's your sister.
Lance: Half-sister! What are you doing here?
[Polly sprinkles a handful of dirt onto the ground.]
Polly: This over-depleted soil looks like it could use a good helping of nitrogen-rich wiggler castings.
[Russell walks over to Polly and points to her worm farm with his fist.]
Russell: What?
Polly: [offscreen] They're extremely attracted to disgusting piles of semi-decomposed organic matter, you know?
[The worms babble and look at Russell. They form into a monster and tower over him menacingly. Russell screams as the worms chase him.]
Worms: Yeehaw! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[Polly chases after them.]
Polly: I think they like you!
Russell: Whaaaaaaat?!
Lance: Okay, I give in. Turn it off!
Stacy: We're working on our projects for the science fair, Mom.
Stella: But I just vacuumed!
Dill: Admire the warning pollutant alert signal!
[Lance holds a magnifying glass and focuses a beam of light on a globe as he talks to Principal Coffin.]
Lance: So if Europe is getting toasted by them ultraviolent rays, why not just wrap it in tin foil?
[Russell places a sheet of tin foil over the globe.]
Russell: Yeah, foil the planet.
Bradley: Need help preparing those Mr. Fizzy bottles for recycling?
Stacy: Don't bother me, Bradley. This is very scientific.
Bradley: A pop-bottle xylophone? Like that's going to save the planet.
Stacy: I'm raising awareness of the three R's with a recycling fiesta.
Stacy: We all want to save the planet.
Kids: Yes we do, yes we do!
Stacy: Don't just stand there, let's get on it.
Kids: Work to do, work to do!
Stacy: Give me an R!
Kids: Reduce!
[Polly’s worms excrete a large amount of castings.]
Polly: Attaboy, wigglers!
Stacy: Give me another R!
Worms: Reuse!
[Russell crumples a piece of paper, about to drop it into a garbage can, but Lance stops him.]
Lance: Wait a minute, man. Let's use that for something!
[Bradley stands next to a recycling bin, drinking a bottle of Mr. Fizzy. Lance and Russell throw the ball of paper at him from offscreen. They smile and high-five each other. Bradley picks up the ball of paper and drops it and the bottle of Mr. Fizzy into the recycling bin.]
Stacy: That's the way, now you've got it!
All: Work to do! Work to do!
Stacy: That's the way to save the planet!
All: You can, too! You can, too!
Stacy: So, don't just stand there! Don't just stand there!
All: Get on it!
[Episode ends.]