Bradley: Something I always wanted to say.
Bradley: [yelling] Pepperoni is dead, dead, dead! Do you hear me? So stop dragging him around and let him rest in peace!
[Bradley sighs and pats Polly on the head.]
Bradley: Just what a nice dog Pepperoni is.
Dill: Remember when I copied off your test, and we both flunked?
Bradley: Yeah?
Dill: [cries] I forgive you, man!
Bradley: Gee. Thanks, Dill.
Dill: Whew!
[Bradley rolls his eyes. Russell is heard crying. Lance cries into his handkerchief.]
Lance: [crying] There's one thing I'm really going to miss about you, Scradley.
Bradley: There is?
Lance: You wedgied like no one else! [cries into his handkerchief] I'm… I'm really gonna miss that.
[Russell, teary-eyed, sniffles and blows his nose into his handkerchief, spraying snot everywhere.]
Bradley: Awww, don't cry, Stace.
Stacy: Remember, we'll always have Latchkey.
Bradley: Here's looking at you, Stickler.
Lance: Nah. We're just gonna give you the housewarming wedgie.
Russell: Yeah. Welcome back.
[Bradley yells as Lance and Russell laugh and chase after him. They proceed to beat him offscreen.]
Dill: Holy mackerel!