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Mrs. Salazar: Ustedes dos se ven cansados. Aquí tengan esas frutas te darán energía. (Translation: You two look tired. Here, take these fruits, they will give you energy.)
[Mrs. Salazar offers a basket of fruit to Bradley. He pushes it aside.]
Bradley: No thanks, Mrs. Salazar. We need real food. We need-
Stacy: Cheez Poopers.
Dill: Holy mackerel! That's more information than I need to know, you know?
Bradley: From now on, I'm putting Mr. Fizzy on my cereal.
Stacy: You wish, B-Man.
All: Whoa, what's that funky barnyard smell?
[Inside the pig enclosure, Russell, imagined as a pig, eats a bag of Cheez Poopers.]
Russell: What?
Lance: Quit hogging, dude.
[Lance looks inside the bag of Cheez Poopers, frowns at Russell, and throws the bag away. It lands near Stacy's shoe.]
Stacy: Those hogs pigged out on our poopers.
Mr. Doddler: Corn, wheat, and riobiogloxybiocarbonate 43-A.
Bradley: Whoa. I bet riobio whatever it is wasn't even invented when you were young. Right, Mr. D?
Mr. Doddler: Sure it was.
Stacy: Man, who'd have ever guessed Cheez Poopers are mostly chemicals?
Bradley: I don’t care if Cheez Poopers are made of pure spinach. I'd still eat them!
Stacy: Yeah, nothing could put us off eating Poopers.
[The bag suddenly shakes.]
Stacy: Huh?
[A cricket Lance and a grub Russell pop out.]
Russell: [high-pitched] What?
Lance: [high-pitched] Don't bug us, Scradley. We're eatin'.
[Stacy and Bradley scream and run offscreen.]
Mr. Doddler: Of course if you ask me, kids these days eat too many of those newfangled, artificial snacks. Back in my day, all we had was good old-fashioned sugar candy.
[Mr. Doddler smiles, revealing missing teeth as the episode ends.]