If It Ain't Fixed, Break It | Gallery | Transcript |
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Mr. Doddler: What’s that smell?
[The doors open, revealing Russell.]
Russell: What?
Stacy: What’s that smelly Russell doing here?
Dill: [whispering] Are you kidding?
Dill: Imagine if you will, the whole world, totally populated by "Exhibit A" here.
Russell: Who you calling “A”?
Dill: They’d be in France…
[A Russell wearing a beret and traditional French clothing appears.]
Russell: Quoi?
Dill: (V.O.) …in South America…
Russell: ¿Qué?
Dill: (V.O.) …in China…
Russell: Shénme?
[A Russell in traditional German clothing appears.]
Russell: Was?
[A Russell in traditional Japanese samurai armor appears.]
Russell: Nani?
[A Russell in traditional Dutch women's clothing appears.]
Russell: Wat?
[More Russells appear on the globe until it explodes. The scene changes back to the present. Stacy rests her elbow on the courtroom table as Dill talks, bored. Russell picks his nose.]
Dill: Your Honor, you gotta stop this madness!
[Stacy and Dill leave. Russell is still picking his nose. Mr. Doddler walks over to him as he hastily stops picking his nose.]
Russell: What?