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Stacy: No, wait! I smell!
[Bradley sniffs the air. Lance and Russell approach Stacy and Bradley.]
Bradley: [offscreen] It’s Lance!
Stacy: [offscreen] And that smelly Russell.
Lance: Hey, Scradley.
Stacy: Real mature, Lance. His name's Bradley, okay?
Lance: Well, if it isn't [grabs his nose] Stacy Stinkler. Hey, I didn't know it was Halloween.
[The background changes to that of jack-o'-lanterns.]
Stacy: Oh, yeah? Well, for your big fat information-
Bradley: She's a psychic.
[Stacy and Bradley smile.]
Russell: What's a psychic?
Bradley: No, who's a psychic?
Russell: What?
Bradley: Who?
Russell: Huh?
Bradley: Who is a psychic?!
Lance: How’s he supposed to know? We just got here!
Stacy: Quiet down, big boys, and Madam Stacy will see into your future.
Lance: Is this some kind of trick? Like to make us look... um?
Russell: Stupid?
Stacy: So sorry. It is too late for that.
Lance: [offscreen] Oh, yeah?
[Lance grabs Bradley by the shoulder from offscreen. Bradley screams. He is now seen being held by the back of his underwear by Lance and Russell.]
Lance: Tell us our fortunes, Madam What's-Your-Face, or Scradley takes a trip to [he and Russell yank Bradley's underwear] Wedgie Town.
Bradley: No thanks, guys. We just went there yesterday, remember?
[Lance and Russell yank at Bradley's underwear once more.]
Bradley: Stacy! Do something!
[The camera zooms in on Russell as he exits a saloon, wearing a dress and wig.]
Russell: [speaking in a high-pitched tone] What?
[A horse neighs and gallops past Russell, dragging Lance behind it.]
Stacy: Cut!
Russell: ¿Que?
Stacy: Action!
Stacy: Cut! Set change!
[The scene transitions to a rocket launch site, with a rocket labeled “USA” on it. Russell walks to the rocket, stops, and looks at the camera.]
Russell: What? I mean, what?
Stacy: Action!
[Lance walks over to Russell and looks at the camera.]
Lance: What are we supposed to do?
Bradley: Watch it, you're going to-
[The scene abruptly cuts to black.]
Bradley: Nice going, Madam Know-It-All.
[Episode ends.]