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Stella: Hello, Lance. Russell.

Lance: Good evening, Mrs. Stickler.

[Lance nudges Russell with his elbow.]

Russell: Oof. What?

[Lance holds up his can of donations.]

Lance: We’re collecting donations to try to buy Russell a-

Russell: Personality.

[Russell smiles as Lance rolls his eyes.]

Stella: I see. Well, that's important. I'll go and get my purse.

Russell: Whoa.

Lance: Does he always do that?

Stella: No. It seems to have started today.

(Door bell rings many times.)

Polly: Lance? Lance, where are you?

Russell: Your sister.

Lance: Half-sister.

Russell: Whatever.

Stella goes to the door and opens it.

Stella: Polly?

Polly: Is Lance home, Mrs. Stickler? He's not supposed to be out after dark, you know.


Stella: Now, Lance.

Lance: He's watching TV.


Lance: There's nothin' on it.

Bradley: Man, what's that funky smell?

Russell: What?

Lance: He can't help it, Scradley.

[Mr. Doddler sniffs the air.]

Mr. Doddler: Well, it is a little close in here.

Russell: Yeah, hold it there.