Night of the Living Dumpster | Gallery | Transcript |
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Stella: Hello, Lance. Russell.
Lance: Good evening, Mrs. Stickler.
[Lance nudges Russell with his elbow.]
Russell: Oof. What?
[Lance holds up his can of donations.]
Lance: We’re collecting donations to try to buy Russell a-
Russell: Personality.
[Russell smiles as Lance rolls his eyes.]
Stella: I see. Well, that's important. I'll go and get my purse.
Russell: Whoa.
Lance: Does he always do that?
Stella: No. It seems to have started today.
(Door bell rings many times.)
Polly: Lance? Lance, where are you?
Russell: Your sister.
Lance: Half-sister.
Russell: Whatever.
Stella goes to the door and opens it.
Stella: Polly?
Polly: Is Lance home, Mrs. Stickler? He's not supposed to be out after dark, you know.
Stella: Now, Lance.
Lance: He's watching TV.
Lance: There's nothin' on it.
Bradley: Man, what's that funky smell?
Russell: What?
Lance: He can't help it, Scradley.
[Mr. Doddler sniffs the air.]
Mr. Doddler: Well, it is a little close in here.
Russell: Yeah, hold it there.