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Stacy: Okay. What's twelve times eleven?
Russell: Uhhh... six? No. Four hundred? Nine? Two? A billion?
Lance: I meant, let's see her prove [bats his eyelashes mockingly] she's a princess, dude.
Russell: Yeah, prove it.
[A garbage man throws a garbage bag into a nearby dumpster.]
Russell: [offscreen] Ow! Hey!
[Russell is heard rummaging from inside the dumpster. Lance pops out behind it.]
Russell: [offscreen] Whoa.
Lance: Did you find something good, man?
[Russell pops out of the dumpster.]
Russell: Yeah, treasure.
Lance: Cool. What is it? A half-finished bag of Cheez Poopers?
Russell: No Poopers, diamond.
[Russell opens his hand, revealing a diamond ring.]
Lance: [offscreen] Whoa! We're rich, dude!
Cashier: Okay, that's five Chicken Lickens, two pullet surprises, a bucket of beaks, and two sawdust shakes. Do you want fries with that or what?
Lance: Yeah! Make it snappy, dude! We're starving!
Russell: Yeah, starving.
Cashier: You squirts got any... money?
[Lance shows the diamond ring to the cashier.]
Lance: [offscreen] This ought to cover it, man.
Cashier: What's that supposed to be?
Lance: A diamond ring, what's it look like, ya-
Lance: Finders keepers, man, and losers weepers.
Russell: Yeah, boo hoo.