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Bradley: You better check her out, doc.
Polly: Your friend has a bad case of Action Traction Fever. It’s very serious, highly contagious. Anyone who's ever eaten a Fatty Feast is at risk.
[Bradley gulps and holds up a Fatty Feast bag.]
Bradley: I had a Fatty Feast.
Polly: Then you've been exposed.
Bradley: It's too late for me. I feel it coming on. Action Traction Fever!
[Bradley faints as the imagination sequence ends. Stacy and Bradley are now sitting before a pile of discarded Fatty Feast trays and Action Traction figures. They belch.]
Stacy: Just one more Fatty Feast. If I could only get an Eyepatch Ellie doll, my Action Traction collection would be complete.
Dill: Geez, Stacy. I just heard some bad news. Eyepatch Ellie is being retired.
Stacy: What?!
[Stacy grabs Dill's shirt.]
Stacy: No! It can't be! [whimpers]
[Bradley dumps the Fatty Feast trays into the trash can.]
Stacy: I can't believe there's not an Eyepatch Ellie out there somewhere.
Bradley: Relax, Stace. Tomorrow we'll snag all four Action Traction figures.
Lance: Looks like you got a share of nothing. [laughs]
Russell: Yeah, nothing.
[The imagination sequence ends. Stacy and Bradley are now sitting outside Mr. Boogerburger. Lance rummages through the Fatty Feast meal while Russell eats a burger. Lance pulls out an Eyepatch Ellie doll.]
Lance: Oooh! Looks like an Eyepatch Ellie.
Stacy: Eyepatch Ellie! She's mine!
Bradley: Ours!
Lance: If you want her back, come see me.
[Lance throws the Fatty Feast meal aside as he and Russell leave.]
Lance: Thanks for the burgers, Stickler!
[The Fatty Feast meal lands on the ground near Stacy and Bradley's feet.]
Bradley: Now what?
Stacy: I'm getting her back.
[Stacy, imagined as a knight, mounts Frank's back. Frank's legs buckle and he and Stacy fall onto the ground. The scene transitions to Lance and Russell’s treehouse, imagined as a tower. Russell is sitting on the floor, feeding a tied-up Eyepatch Ellie one of his fries while Lance looks out the window. Stacy and Frank are standing outside the tower. Frank pants.]
Lance: I told you she'd come.
Stacy: Prince of Darkness, I command that you give Eyepatch Ellie her freedom.
Lance: Don't make me laugh.
[Lance frowns as Russell chuckles.]
Stacy: You have no right to keep her. She's mine!
Lance: If you want her, let's make a deal.
Stacy: What kind of deal?
Lance: You have to join me, The Prince of Darkness, in making your little sidekick, Scradley's life miserable.
Stacy: As if! No deal!
Lance: Say bye-bye, Ellie.
Stacy: I don't think so.
Lance: Hand over the doll, Stickler.
Russell: Yeah, Stickler.
Stacy: Make me, Lance.
[Lance sprays Eyepatch Ellie out of Stacy's hand with his water gun. Stacy yells as the doll lands near the edge of the swimming pool. Russell walks over to pick it up. Bradley pops out of the pool and grabs Eyepatch Ellie.]
Bradley: Hands off!
[Bradley ducks back into the pool. Russell gasps.]
Stacy: The Masked Marauder!
[Eyepatch Ellie falls into the swamp as the imagination sequence ends. Frank leaps into the pool and grabs the doll, dropping it near the edge.]
Stacy: She okay?
[The paint on Eyepatch Ellie's face peels away, revealing another doll underneath.]
Bradley [offscreen]: She's a bogus Ellie.
Stacy: It's Arm Sling Andy with an eyepatch drawn on him.
Bradley: Lance faked us out!
Stacy: I can't believe we got so crazy over a stupid doll.
Dill: Stupid doll is right. You guys aren't still into Action Traction figures, are you? Haven’t you heard? There's a new fad in town! Ballcap Bonanza! That’s why Mr. Fizzy is the greatest, most flavorful soda in the whole wide world! Better than any other soda that is or ever will be! Delicious ice-cold or lukewarm! Have a Mr. Fizzy today, and you can win a free trip to Mr. Fizzyland!
[Beat. Dill's stomach growls and he faints.]
Stacy and Bradley: Ewwww!
Stacy: I'm gonna hurl.
Bradley: No more fads, deal?
Stacy: Deal.
[They shake hands. Mr. Doddler walks by, holding a Fatty Feast bag and a burger.]
Mr. Doddler: You kids still collecting these action figures?
Stacy: Nah, we're over it.
Bradley: That fad is old news.
[Mr. Doddler tosses his Fatty Feast bag into a nearby trash can. An Eyepatch Ellie doll pops out. Stacy and Bradley stand next to a stack of Mr. Fizzy boxes, drinking from their bottles. The Eyepatch Ellie doll lifts its eyepatch and winks at the camera, ending the episode.]