[Title card.]
Stacy: [offscreen] Bradley, you're gonna get in trouble.
Bradley: [offscreen] For what? I'm just drawing a picture.
[Mr. Lederson is standing at his office. Bradley can be heard typing on a computer.]
Bradley: [offscreen] Besides, according to my calculations, Mr. Lederhosen should only be airborne for 3.4 seconds.
[Stacy rests her arm against Bradley's chair.]
Stacy: Real mature, Bradley. So what happens if I…
[Stacy points her finger at the keyboard.]
Bradley: What are you doing?! Don't touch that!
Stacy: Can if I want to.
Bradley: [offscreen] Oh no!
[Stacy presses a button on the keyboard. The computer monitor shows Mr. Lederhosen screaming as he is launched from his office. William exits the boys' bathroom and ducks as Mr. Lederhosen flies over him. Lance and Russell are in a stall, about to clog a toilet with a football. Russell stands on top of the toilet tank.]
Lance: Okay, flush!
[Russell presses the toilet handle with his foot as Lance prepares to dunk the football into the toilet. Mr. Lederhosen flies past Lance and Russell, causing Lance to lose the football and spin uncontrollably.]
Mr. Lederhosen: You boys are in permanent detention!
[Lance falls into the toilet butt-first. Russell stares at the camera curiously and raises his arms in defense.]
Russell: What?
[Mr. Lederhosen breaks the window of the boys' bathroom, screaming.]
Bradley: [offscreen] Now look what you did!
Stacy: [offscreen] I only pushed one button.
[In his office, Principal Coffin lifts a cup of coffee to his lips.]
Bradley: [offscreen] Oh, man! Not Mr. Coffin!
[Mr. Lederhosen flies past him, causing him to lose the cup. At a field, Lance, Russell, Polly, Melody and another student stand before Ms. Mobley at a beehive. Russell looks at the camera as he picks his nose.]
Stacy: [offscreen] Let's try Ms. Mobley's field trip.
Bradley: Stacy, get your own computer!
Ms. Mobley: It's extremely important not to disturb the beehive in any way.
[Polly pulls out a pair of binoculars. Everyone looks in her direction.]
Polly: Look! It's a red crested Lederhosen! They're endangered, you know?
[Mr. Lederhosen flies into the beehive. A swarm of bees follow him as he yelps and screams in pain.]
Bradley: [offscreen] Nice going, Stace.
Stacy: [offscreen] At least you won't have gym class today.
[End.]